The best spam I’ve gotten in a while

www.inkthinkerblog.com — This just struck me as so funny.

Subject: martial law six-pack

I’ve got a few half written posts that I haven’t published yet so maybe something will actually get written. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. I was pretty worried when I installed the new hardware and still couldn’t get the computer to boot properly.

After that the gun shot wonderfully. He is already bringing lots of joy to our household. So, I bought a new one from Best Buy and put it in there but the computer still behaved just as slow and buggy. If not, they’ll probably remain in draft form for a few months until I delete them. The GFL is a concealed carry permit. The first shot fired fine.

It’s something I can thankfully say I hadn’t experienced before then. Of course, they ruined that by not returning my call like they said they would when I was going to accept that deal. Actually, with Georgia law it’s just a carry permit since the law allows both open and concealed carry with the GFL.

We’ve had him for three weeks now. So, that means either it is not the power supply or when the power supply went bad it fried something else as well.

Actually, with Georgia law it’s just a carry permit since the law allows both open and concealed carry with the GFL. It completely changes the way you watch television.

I think there is a club around here that allows non-members to shoot occasionally so I may have to borrow my dad’s gun again and go check it out. I think the only thing I’ve watched live since we got the DVR is the news. I’ve got a few half written posts that I haven’t published yet so maybe something will actually get written. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

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