www.inkthinkerblog.com — Maybe I’m just impatient with the rest of the world because I grew up with e-mail, but I’m seeing some really bad habits lately that are driving me batty. Here’s what not to do when e-mailing anyone, but particularly editors:
- Put your name in the subject line of every message. Sure, stick it in the first one. No problem. But after “QUERY FROM KRISTEN KING: Insert brilliance here,” you don’t need to put your name in every subject line. Heck, you don’t even need to do it the first time. If you’ve ever, you know, received and e-mail, you’ve probably noticed that the sender’s name appears along with the message subject line. You’re just not that important. Stop putting your name everywhere.
- Insert “Re:” in front of every subject line. The whole point of the subject line is to tell you what the message is regarding, so adding that notation is just redundant. “Re:” is automatically added onto the front of a reply so the person you’re replying to knows that you’re responding to their specific message. When you use it on your initial message, it makes it look like a reply, which is potentially confusing and definitely annoying. It’s also kind of sneaky because it makes it look like you’re trying to trick them into thinking that you already have existing correspondence on the topic, which most editors won’t appreciate.
- Be too lazy to actually sign your e-mail messages. Your signature block exists to provide contact information or your company tagline, not to help you out because you can’t take the extra two and a half seconds to type your name at the end of your message. This is rude:
…and I look forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience.Sincerely,
___________
Jane Doe, Lazy Writer
123 No Respect Lane
Slackerville, USA 12345I’d say you should be going the extra mile, but this isn’t even extra. This is standard business procedure. Just sign your name.
- Use emoticons and abbreviations in every message no matter what. I don’t care that your own wit makes you LOL or something is so appalling that your eyes pop like this: 8-0. If you want me to have the same reaction, make sure your writing conveys the humor/shock/whatever–don’t rely on smileys to do it for you. It’s unprofessional, and it’s amateurish.
- Skip the Spell Check because hey, it’s just an e-mail. Actually, poor spelling in e-mail is even more unacceptable than poor spelling in written correspondence because when you’re typing on the computer, you have instant access to resource materials such as Spell Check and online dictionaries. If you don’t care enough to put your best foot forward every time, how can anyone trust you to do a great job?
What rude e-mail habits get your goat?
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I hate getting forwarded messages. The sender can take the time to cut and paste the original joke, goofy image or sentimental poem into the body of a fresh email. Maybe she can even add her own thoughts on the subject, too.
When I see “FWD:FWD:FWD:You’ve Gotta Read This!” in the subject line, I delete the message. I guess I like things to be more personal.
You covered my pet peeves. I don’t like it either when folks can’t even sign their own email — it looks really unprofessional. And even worse are the abbreviations. LOL, MIL, DH, and on. I especially don’t like when I can’t even figure it out — just yesterday someone wrote me, IMAO and I had to look it up, actually I’ve had to look up DH and DD before too. Email should not be so much work and I just don’t think that way. I need words.
The only one I like is MIL because it makes my blog rants sooooo much shorter — but I’d never use it in an email.
I agree wholeheartedly about the “FWD,FWD, FWD,” those get deep-sixed even if I know the all the people in the chain. I also harbor disdain for groups-individuals-ministries that send a thought-prayer-joke for the day.If they have that much to say they should be blogging not cluttering my Inbox. But the thing that amazes me, that you didn’t mention, is what business people think are appropriate email addresses. I started outlining an article about this; maybe I should take it off the back burner.
how about people who dont bother to use proper punctuation or capitalization doesnt that bug you i actually had to struggle to type this without fixing it
Oh yes, you hit every one of my pet peeves. the RE is the one that gets me the most. Or all the smilies and !!! in one simple email it can be worse than using all caps.
Augh. Yes. My pet peeves as well. The RE: and the FWD: are the most annoying ones, but I agree with the rest of them, as well. Misspelled words in emails are particularly annoying to me. Spell-check, people! It’s not that difficult! I’m amazed at how many people don’t see anything wrong with all of the irritating things we find in emails…they probably don’t even notice them.
I don’t think that number 3 is a bad habit, just poor planning.
The signature function of email applications already does the work of typing your signature for you, so why should you duplicate it? Most email applications let you set up the signature any way you want. So, just set it up in a way that you think looks good. No one will even know or care that you didn’t actually type your name yourself.
An example (with a signature block in bold):
…and I look forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience.
Sincerely,
Jane Doe
___________
Jane Doe, Lazy Writer
123 No Respect Lane
Slackerville, USA 12345
Now you have a signature that looks like you’ve typed your name, then hit Return a couple times and inserted your signature block.
Haha, a pat on the back for you. These are great :)
This was a really helpful article! It’s funny, I just posted in my CSE blog about deadlines. I’m trying to offer more useful content for my readers.
I MISS MY KK!
People who cannot properly label the subject line should be shot.
I happen to write about soccer, coach soccer, play soccer, etc… and I receive emails daily that say only “soccer.”
Yes, but who are you and what do you want from me?!
I cannot STAND the “hee hee” or even the “he he” in an email. Hee hee? What? Are you five?
Enormously long corporate disclaimers for everything in the world in the place of the signature block. Does anybody ever read them? Does Perry Mason ever turn a case on a dime referring to one? I suggest not.
And they get duplicated in the FWD FWD thang as well. Grrrrrrrrr.
These are all great pet peeves, guys. Chertiozhnik, I had one client whose disclaimer was like 500 words long! Way to make me nervous, dude! ;]
kk