Dear Red Lobster:
I just received an email announcement regarding your endless shrimp promotion that gave me pause. See below.
“Endless shrimp ends soon,” eh? Do we need to have a talk about the definition of the word “endless”? I think we might.
1. having or seeming to have no end, limit, or conclusion; boundless; infinite; interminable; incessant: an endless series of complaints; Time is endless.
2. made continuous, as by joining the two ends of a single length: an endless chain or belt.
Related forms:end⋅less⋅ly, adverbend⋅less⋅ness, nounSynonyms:
1. limitless, illimitable, unending, unceasing, continuous, perpetual. See eternal.
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2009.
I’m starting to wonder if you might not be sharing a copywriter with Taco Bell. As I told them, call me if you need somebody good. I’ll hook you up.
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