Songs to Wear Pants To


www.inkthinkerblog.com — This was just so funny that I had to post about it: Songs to Wear Pants To. Basically, there’s this guy who accepts requests from visitors to the website and makes short songs out of them. You can request about anything, and if he likes your idea, he’ll make a song for you and put it on the site. You can also commission him to make a song by making a paid request. What a great idea for writes who can create from any prompt! I know there are companies out there who will write love poems for you, but not sure about other stuff. Y’all should get on that. At any rate, here’s my [free] request:

My cat Isabel keeps peeing in the palm tree in the living room–and now the tree is dying. Can you write its eulogy in song?

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling hopeful.

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I got the nicest e-mail from a client today


www.inkthinkerblog.com — I heard back from the client about that rush project I was working on for them, and they’re very happy with the results:

The client seems very well-pleased. We certainly are.

The only thing I like better than a compliment is the sentence that followed: “Please invoice us.” Don’t have to tell me twice!

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Sidebar updates: WIW member blogs


www.inkthinkerblog.com — It’s no secret that I love my membership in Washington Independent Writers, and of course I love my fellow members, too! That’s why there’s a special section in the sidebar (that thing over there >>>) just for links to WIW member blogs. I just added a bunch of folks, so be sure to check it out! And if you live in the DC metro area and aren’t a member of WIW, what are you waiting for?
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It has been a crazy-busy week

www.inkthinkerblog.com — This week, I…

  • Updated my website’s home and about pages
  • Finished editing my friend Kristen’s fantastic book, Creatively Self-Employed, which (no surprise here!) is receiving great advance press
  • Created and presented a huge project for my marketing strategies class at GWU
  • Finalized research for three articles
  • Cleaned the whole house
  • Got rid of a stereo (with no power cord) that I’ve been lugging around for two years (Go, Freecycle!)
  • Cancelled half a dozen subscriptions for magazines I never read
  • Dropped off about 100 magazine back issues at the local hospital
  • Taught Pickles to “speak” on command
  • Put the flannel sheets on the bed
  • Got the winter clothes out of the attic

Strangely, when I see this list here, it doesn’t seem like that much. How is that possible? It seemed insurmountable on Monday! I think there’s a lesson in there somewhere…

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Guest Article: Just Do It! NaNoWriMo

Just Do It! NaNoWriMo
by Sarah E. White

www.inkthinkerblog.com — It’s almost November, and for thousands of writers and would-be writers the world over, that means it’s almost time for the high-octane, caffeine-fueled novel-writing extravaganza that is National Novel Writing Month.

If you’ve never heard of National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo, as it’s called by those who know and love it, it’s a month-long challenge wherein participants attempt to write a novel of at least 50,000 words entirely during the month of November. It’s a crazy feat, and a heck of a lot of fun.

More than 40,000 people are already signed up for this year’s “contest” at NaNoWriMo’s website. A novel in a month can certainly be attempted at other times of the year, but the crazy group dynamic of a noveling November is a huge part of the attraction.

For those who do their month of noveling in November, or any other month, NaNoWriMo founder Chris Baty offers tons of advice, inspiration and cheerleading with his book No Plot, No Problem! A Low-Stress, High-Velocity Guide to Writing a Novel in 30 Days and the recently released No Plot, No Problem! Novel-Writing Kit. The book offers concrete information on the hows and whys of month-long novel challenges, while the kit provides helpful supplies for your journey.

Baty is such an inspiration that readers will find themselves wanting to write a novel in a month, starting tomorrow, no matter what else is going on in their lives. And he lets you know that it’s not as unreasonable goal as you think it might be — most people only need about 12 hours a week to write 50,000 words in a month.

“Writing a novel simply feels great,” Baty writes. “Slipping into ‘the zone’ — that place where you become a passive conduit to a story — exercises your brain in weird, pleasant ways and just makes life a little bit more enchanted. No matter what your talent level, novel writing is a low-stress, high-rewards hobby.”

Naturally, these novels are mostly not any good, but they are “finished” in the sense that they have been written, instead of being talked about or thought about for years. Baty says too many people are “one day” novelists, as in “one day I’ll write a novel,” but that day never comes. With Baty’s encouragement (and the help of thousands of others, if you choose to write yours during November) your someday can be right around the corner.

But if you need a little more than advice, the novel-writing kit gives you some excellent tools to help you, including a novel-writing contract, a chart for your progress (and gold stars to put on days when you meet your goals), coupons to give to friends who will make you do chores if you don’t meet your goals, even a cool “novelist” button and a pack of cards to give you inspiration and a daily pep-talk during your noveling adventure. These tools might not make the actual writing any easier, but it will make it a lot more fun. And that’s what NaNoWriMo is really all about.

Sarah E. White is a freelance writer and editor living in Arkansas. She’s successfully completed three novels in three NaNoWriMo challenges, and pathetically washed out last year. She hopes to do better this year with the help of these tools! Reach her at sarah@sarahewhite.com.

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