Don’t be afraid to ask for help, but…

www.inkthinkerblog.com — …please do a little research too if you can. The reason I bring this up is that I got the weirdest phone call today from a freelancer looking for advice from an “expert.” I get these calls all the time, so it’s not a big deal or even all that unusual. This particular call kind of threw me for a loop.

The caller, who I’ll refer to as the gender nonspecific “Pat,” has been freelancing for a while, but I’m not sure on what kinds of projects or for exactly how long. The project in discussion currently is ghostwriting a book about the life of a former professional athlete who is now pursuing a very different career path. Pat has never written a book before and didn’t know where to start. Okay, sure, no problem. I started asking some of the standard questions, but got only as far as “Is the client trying to go the traditional publishing route, or will the book be self-published?” What stopped me is that Pat didn’t know what these terms meant and, as it turns out, didn’t know anything about the publishing process, the cost of ghostwriting, editing, and self-publishing, and the amount of time and type of work involved.

My feeling is this: We all started somewhere, and we’re all born knowing nothing. There is absolutely no shame in not knowing something, nor in asking for help. However, if you’re going to be in this business, you owe it to yourself to learn about it. Pat was smart to ask for help from someone with more experience. However, Pat would have gotten a lot more from a conversation with a more experienced colleague if some preliminary research had taken place before the phone call.

I briefly explained that the difference between traditional publishing and self-publishing is that in the former, they pay you, and in the latter, you pay them. I suggested that the client may wish to save some money by writing the book without a ghostwriter and then hiring an editor/coach to make it publishable rather than hiring someone to do all of the work. I also suggested that perhaps someone with more experience in the field would be a better person to guide the client through the process than Pat, who has some writing experience but no experience in this area. I gave Pat permission to give the client my contact info.

Pat then asked me about writing in another field. I suggested checking out the Writer’s Market for that specific genre and then learned that Pat had never heard of Writer’s Market. I suggested that Writer’s Market and any books near it in the bookstore or library would be the best place to start with those kinds of questions.

Then Pat asked me if I would review some drafts of other projects and “Tell me if I’ve got what it takes.” I explained that this is something I charge for that that I would look at one piece and say either “Yes, go for it,” or “No, back to the drawing board” via e-mail, but any more feedback or more than one piece and I would be charging for it because that’s billable time I would be taking away from paying clients. Pat closed the conversation by thanking me profusely for my help and my time.

The thing is, if Pat found me on the Internet, surely Pat could have found the answers to the these questions on the Internet as well. Pat could also have found local and/or online critique groups, which I know for a fact exist in Pat’s locality, to review drafts for feedback. Not taking advantage of those resources doesn’t make Pat a bad person or a fool or anything like that, but it did waste 20 minutes of my time, and I’m glad that I was the person Pat called and not one of my less patient colleagues (no implication about present company or any specific person intended) who may not have been as kind as I was.

The bottom line is this: Don’t be afraid to ask for help, but do take advantage of your resources, and don’t waste a professional freelancer or anyone else’s valuable (and billable) time with asking for information you could easily have found on your own through a Google search. If you find information and don’t know what to do with it, or if you simply can’t find the information you need, that’s the time to call in for reinforcements–not before you’ve even tried. To do otherwise is unprofessional, and disrespectful to the person/people you’re asking for help.

And on a related note, don’t be afraid to try new projects and genres, but know when you’re in over your head and when accepting the project means that you’d be doing the client more of a disservice than a service.

Kristen

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My boss doesn’t believe in sick days

www.inkthinkerblog.com — Yesterday I learned something surprising about myself. When going to work doesn’t involve leaving the house, I’m a lot more reluctant to take a sick day than I have been when going to work meant driving 20 minutes to the train station, walking a mile, sitting on the train for anywhere from 1 to 2 hours, walking another half mile, and then sitting in a cube all day before reversing it.

I woke up feeling pretty yucky yesterday after not sleeping well the night before. Unfortunately, I had a meeting in DC (about 50 miles north of here) with a potential magazine client, and I quickly realized that I would need to cancel. I sent an e-mail right away and then called early, thinking that I would get voicemail. I guess he’s an earlier riser that I expected, because he was already in the office. He asked if my canceling was “a cold feet thing.” “No,” I responded, “It’s more of a ginger ale and sweatpants thing.”

When I went to the bedroom after getting off the phone, I was surprised to find myself making the bed instead of collapsing into it. “What am I doing?” I asked myself. “I can lie in bed all day–I have an excuse.” And then I realized that I didn’t want to lie in bed all day even though I didn’t feel too great. I wanted to work. So I did.

Who knew?

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Like yelling “Fire!” in a crowded theater

www.inkthinkerblog.com — This whole plagiarism thing has gone too far. I’ve been following the Opal Mehta fiasco pretty closely, and last week’s New York Times article “A Second Ripple in the Plagiarism Scandal
put me over the edge.

The article, prompted by observations from an as-yet-unnamed reader, suggests that Kaavya Viswanathan, author of the recently controversial How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life plagiarized from not just one, but two or possibly three books in writing her own. It had already been revealed publicly that several passages in Opal Mehta bear striking and disturbing resemblance to passages from Megan McCafferty’s Sloppy Firsts and Second Helpings. I haven’t read those books personally, but the examples provided in the Boston Globe article “‘Opal Mehta’ vs. ‘Sloppy Firsts’” are compelling enough to make me suspicious–although it’s worth pointing out that Kaavya did put her own spin on things. Now hold that thought for a minute while we swing back to the recent NYT article.

In “A Second Ripple,” the writers point out some “similarities” to Sophie Kinsella’s Can You Keep a Secret? (which, btw, I heartily recommend if you’re looking for a fun read). I can see what they’re talking about with the “animal rights” passages, sure. But the Donna Karan/My Little Pony passage? Give me a break! And the detail about the love interest with dark eyes and a scar? Yeah, and…? I know lots of people who eyes so dark that they’re almost black, and I’ve pointed it out before. In fact, there’s a guy I used to see on the train all the time who has both almost-black eyes and a scar on his hand. And I’ve definitely threatened to tell “all the ___ in the ____” or just plain “everyone” about something. Perhaps there’s more compelling evidence somewhere that has not yet been disclosed, but considering only what is presented in this article, it sounds to me like they’re groping for straws here. And again, in all of these passages, it’s worth noting that Kaavya did put her own spin on things.

This is not to say that it’s okay to just take someone else’s words, change a few things around, and slap your own name on it. However, just because two people happened to say similar things does NOT automatically make it plagiarism. How about grabbing five or six other chick lit books and checking for the similarities between them? These authors write in a certain way because it works for the genre–of course they’re going to have similarities in situations and tone. Extended passages that are clearly lifted from someone else’s work are one thing, but I think we may have moved on to talking about something else entirely.

I used the phrase “striking…resemblance” a few paragraphs ago. Several of these articles refer to a “striking resemblance” or “striking similarity.” Does that make us all plagiarists? What about every Greek poet who waxed eloquent about the “wine-dark sea”? Let’s face it, folks: Cliches and stereotypes exist for a reason–they’ve become part of the common vernacular through frequent use. Much like the tall, dark, and handsome male lead (and extra points if he’s a bad boy with a scar). Much like “full-scale” and “full-fledged” debates about any pertinent topic. Much like girlfriends teasing one another by threatening to reaveal a deep, dark secret. Much like a teenage girl’s internal monologue as she tries to navigate an encounter with a member of the opposite sex. There’s no denying that the similarities are there. But they’re in other books, too. When you’re dealing with similar situations and a similar target audience, it’s natural to fall into a formula that works. The structure of Kaavya’s sentences is close to those held up for comparison, but although the content is similar, the end result differs.

You may feel differently, but I have to feel bad for this kid–this is just the beginning. She was in the spotlight a few months ago for being young and incredibly talented; now she’s just young and incredibly screwed. I wouldn’t be surprised if a few other examples of so-called plagiarism pop up in conjunction with Opal Mehta now that that’s where all the focus is. But if readers were to scrutinize pretty much any other book in the genre, don’t you think they’d find something there, too? And if the structure is the same (subject + verb + direct object + indirect object) but the content is different, is it fair to label it plagiarism? Would it be fair for The Cure to sue Black 47, Good Charlotte, or She Wants Revenge for being influenced by their music? We’re talking about a genre with a fairly homogenous readership and a finite set of situations and storylines that are popular right now–there’s bound to be some overlap.

Make up your own mind. Here’s some recommended reading on the subject:

Harvard author faces scrutiny: Novel compared with earlier book,” The Boston Globe, April 24, 2006

‘Opal Mehta’ vs. ‘Sloppy Firsts’,” Boston Globe, April 24, 2006

Harvard Novelist Says Copying Was Unintentional,” New York Times, April 25, 2006

Not Novel Enough, Teen’s Book Recalled,” Los Angeles Times, April 28, 2006

Kaavya’s so not happy ending,” Los Angeles Times, April 29, 2006

A Second Ripple in Plagiarism Scandal,” New York Times, May 2, 2006

Commentary by Lori Widmer at the Words On The Page blog, May 5, 2006

Have you seen another article that should be included? E-mail me the link and I’ll add it to the list: kristen@kristenkingfreelancing.com.

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Minor rant on technology

www.inkthinkerblog.com — For the first time in six years, my web host went down this afternoon. I suppose it’s possible — heck, even likely — that they’ve gone down before, but it just happened to be at a time that I didn’t need to use my website or e-mail, so I didn’t notice it.

The host has been down since early afternoon, and it’s still down. I get the occasional incoming message, but I can’t send anything. Great, because right before it went down, I sent out about a dozen queries to potential clients, and I’m guessing that they’re all going to think I’m an idiot who can’t type my URL correctly when they try to visit my website.

When you think about it, I guess it’s pretty optimistic to assume that everyone I contact is actually going to look at my website, right? Well regardless, I’ve been antsy since it went down, and I’m still antsy. I had to send some messages to clients through my Hotmail account, which I hate to do because it’s not like my name or something clever, it’s actually kind of dumb. So now I feel kind of dumb.

The end.

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Full-Time Freelancing, Day 3

www.inkthinkerblog.com — Okay, so Day 2 was kind of, um, less productive than Day 1, and Day 3 was somewhere in the middle. Today, however, I discovered the best/worst thing about working from home: At approximately 6:15 p.m. on nice evenings, an ice cream truck that plays “London Bridge” parks outside my house for approximately five minutes. This is good because it means that ice cream is readily available and is less than 100 feet from where I spend most of my time now. This is bad because it means that ice cream is readily available and is less than 100 feet from where I spend most of my time. And I hate “London Bridge.”

Another good thing about working from home is that I’m around for those important phone calls that I used to miss. Unfortunately, the one that came today was bad news: Our friend’s mom just died after a very long battle with breast cancer. I’m glad I was here to get the news in real time — finding that message on the answering machine is never a good thing — but frankly I’m never glad to get that kind of news, regardless of the delivery method.

My plan for my second wind (which is due any minute now, really), is to get my office organized before it’s time to watch part two of this week’s two-part House on Fox. The office is such a mess right now that I’ve been working in the living room the last couple of days. The cats seem to like it, but my back isn’t quite so pleased. (Note to self: Use first full-time freelancing paycheck to purchase new living room furniture.) However, the living room looks pretty darn good.

The plan for tomorrow: Get up early, head to the store for more lunch fixin’s and my new portable hard drive (this items are at two different stores, by the way), finish my two outstanding book editing quotes, dig into next week’s journal articles.

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